Elba (comments)

im gonna write you a song...here goes

stop your crying, bitch
we're gonna throw that dick in ditch
he ain't deserve to see your face
better yet, ain't deserve to be part of the human race
he's a shallow cock sucker with no morals
he gets all his plessure watching horses in corals (sp? haha)
he used to dream he was a mermaid and swim the seven seas
too bad you gave him aids and it hurts when he pees
he doesn't deserve someone so cool as our good friend elba
nothing rhymes with elba

SO HERE'S A SCENARIO AND YOU HAVE TO PICK. no substitutions.

if you had to save the world and the only way to save it was to tap rico or kangsta, who would you pick?

why did you let rico on your account to cyber with jason?

did you know president bush passed a 50 billion dollar bill to fight against zombies? i figured the hispanics would be first.

i would hit ricky martin :eyebrows:
sike. would you hit rico or jason?

put a smile on your faaaaaaaaaaaaace, make the world a better place

i don't even think that's how the song goes.

you slept D:

dreaming of tacos, mexico? don't worry, i dream of dogs :eyebrows:

would you marry ricky martin?

christine b.
she has to pee

hey you know what. i'm so happy that i'm not on my period anymore. my uterus finished up coagulation.. until next month :(

stop crying over him

almond is a bitch

goodnight elba

mcdonalds here has tacos. mm mm tacos. i want some.

okay then. here's a rhyme. just for you, elba. savor it.

elba's the name
seducing jason is her game
she specializes in graphic detail
writing love novels, she'd never fail
she could become rich
then she could make spencer her bitch
she makes the best tacos in the world
all the taste of tortilla, meat, and cheese together twirled
after i ate one, i almost hurled
elba, the mexican extraordinaire
she has fancy hair

i already have aids.

good deal

the only thing i have to say...

if you want your comeback, wipe it off your mom's chin and save it for next time.

let me whip out some jason

yall are whack
you only take it on you back
in the butt or in the front
you only like it when jason will grunt
you dont like doggy style
you'd rather shit, than last a while
you both like vagina
and dirty hoes, too
too bad yall suck
and like it in the butt

i know, i'm your #1 :D
and you're my number one too. you know what this means?










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